Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
|Rihanna:||We found love in a hopeless place.|
|Cap:||We found Steve in a frozen place.|
|Tony:||We found Stark in an iron case.|
|Bruce:||We found Hulk in some gamma rays.|
|Thor:||We found Thor punching Loki's face.|
|Thor:||And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.|
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Tumblr: Wow people that don’t understand fandom reference are so dumb lets insult them
Tumblr: WOW why are these hipsters getting pissed off we RUINED THEIR POST TOUCHY
Tumblr: Ew 12.9 yr olds should all die
Tumblr: Scene girls are fucking stupid
Tumblr: Is that an opinion? Oh no, honey, you’re not allowed your own opinion here:)
Tumblr: You can’t conform to society!
Tumblr: Conform to us instead.
Tumblr: Religeon? What are you stupid?
Some 12.9 year old must have made this