Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
I realised this way too late in my life but holy cow it changed everything
Shout out to MC.
Just cause I like games doesn’t mean I want to date you.
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can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
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this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
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| Rihanna: | We found love in a hopeless place. |
|---|---|
| Cap: | We found Steve in a frozen place. |
| Tony: | We found Stark in an iron case. |
| Bruce: | We found Hulk in some gamma rays. |
| Thor: | We found Thor punching Loki's face. |
| Thor: | |
| Thor: | |
| Thor: | And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so. |
Tumblr: Here we accept everyone and anyone, no judging:)
Tumblr: Haha hipsters suck
Tumblr: EW WHITE GIRLS
Tumblr: If you are pro-life you’re obviously a bigot
Tumblr: Wow people that don’t understand fandom reference are so dumb lets insult them
Tumblr: WOW why are these hipsters getting pissed off we RUINED THEIR POST TOUCHY
Tumblr: Ew 12.9 yr olds should all die
Tumblr: Scene girls are fucking stupid
Tumblr: Is that an opinion? Oh no, honey, you’re not allowed your own opinion here:)
Tumblr: You can’t conform to society!
Tumblr: Conform to us instead.
Tumblr: Religeon? What are you stupid?
Some 12.9 year old must have made this
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